Which of these is the cleverest/funniest?
Obama is as phony as a Verizon superstore.
"Experienced?" Obama is as unseasoned as a hospital hamburger.
"Experienced?" Obama is as green as a granny on a Tilt-a-Whirl.
Obama's "message" is as fuzzy as a Seurat landscape seen through cataracts.
Obama's "message" is as generalized as a newly commissioned brigadier.
None of these is remotely funny.