This first question was suggested by a chatter. After initially deriding it, we spent waaay too much time thinking about it, performing process-of-elimination winnowing, etc., so ultimately concluded it is a good question.

Which is the best non-sexual physical feeling?
You have a potentially serious medical condition requiring immediate attention by a gastroenterologist; there are several available but all you have to distinguish between them are their names. You MUST choose one. And we're asking you to be honest.

Which one?
You are trying to decide which movie to see. You know nothing about any of them. If you could learn ONLY ONE FACT about each movie to help you decide which to go to, what would it be? (Remember, you will learn only this one fact.)
An online poll has only three questions on it, and they seem random and disconnected. How do you feel about this?
This week's survey brought to you by the phantom sensations of question no. 5.