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Which of these is the cleverest/funniest?   Obama is as phony as a Verizon superstore.   "Experienced?" Obama is as unseasoned as a hospital hamburger.   "Experienced?" Obama is as green as a granny on a Tilt-a-Whirl.   Obama's "message" is as fuzzy as a Seurat landscape seen through cataracts.   Obama's "message" is as generalized as a newly commissioned brigadier.   None of these is remotely funny.