Poll-ish Humor: Sept. 9: MEN | QuestionPro Survey

DOOR 1: MEN ONLY

Have you ever peed in the sink?

Never.

Yes, but I don't do it anymore.

Sure. Might do it again.

Do you use Internet porn for sexual arousal and relief?

Yes.

Yes, but not very often.

No, never.

Have you worn the same underwear two days in a row?

Sure.

Yes, but rarely.

Yes, but only under emergency circumstances.

Never.

If the circumstances were such that your significant other would never find out, might you cheat in a one-night stand in a faraway place?

Never.

Possibly, though I doubt it.

Yes, I might.

Have you ever touched a nine volt battery to your tongue just to see what it felt like?

Yes

No

Have you ever eaten food while seated on the toilet for serious business?

Yes

No

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