Poll-ish Humor, Nov. 11 -- Men Only

---- DOOR ONE: MEN ONLY ----

This week's personal-preference poll is anchored by the burning unresolved question from the last chat. We are asking about how you live, not how you might WANT to live.

Toilet paper roll:

Unspools over the top.

Unspools from the bottom.

No preference; whichever way I happen to put it on.

Putting on shoes:

Sock, sock, shoe, shoe.

Sock, shoe, sock, shoe.

Floss:

Before brushing.

After brushing.

Don't floss.

Undergarments:

Boxers

Briefs

Boxer-briefs

When you leave the house, do you usually wear a watch?

Yes

No

Computer:

PC

Mac

Tuna fish:

Packed in oil

Packed in water

Shower:

Mostly face the showerhead

Mostly face away from the showerhead

About half and half.

Household light bulbs:

Old-fashioned incandescents

Energy-saving fluorescents

About half and half

Most lighting in your house:

Ceiling lights

Table lamps / floor lamps

Cooking vegetables:

Steamed / boiled

Sauteed / Stir-fried

Microwaved

Wall preference:

Paint

Wallpaper

Toothpaste:

Mint

Other

Most common sexual fantasies:

About people I know personally

About strangers / people I make up

About celebs

Steak or quality hamburger: