Poll-ish Humor, Nov. 25 -- Door 1: A - L NAMES

DOOR 1: My last name begins A-L

Do you think going to war in Iraq was a mistake?

Yes, a huge blunder.

Yes, it was a mistake, though I understand why it seemed like the right thing to do.

It was not necessarily a mistake, but it was handled terribly and has turned out badly.

It may well prove not to have been a mistake at all.

It was not a mistake.

When do you feel the American economy will recover to the point where it is fully sound?

Within a year.

Within two years.

Within four years.

Not for at least six years.

Not for at least 10 years.

When do you think you will be able to retire, assuming you want to retire?

By 65 or earlier.

By 70 or earlier.

Not till 75.

I may have to work until I die.

During most of the last five years, how have you felt about being an American?

As proud as ever.

Conflicted.

Embarrassed

Ashamed.

How hopeful are you that in the next four years, due to new leadership, the country will get on the right track?

Hugely hopeful.

Hopeful.

Maybe a little hopeful.

Not very hopeful

How do you think historians will ultimately rank the presidency of George W. Bush?

Disastrously. The worst president ever.

Not the worst, but a failed presidency, in the lowest tier.

Not a successful presidency, but not among the lowest of the low.

Average.

Better than average.

Way better than average.