Poll-ish Humor, Dec. 2: Door 1 -- Male, 37 and You

DOOR 1: MEN, 37 and YOUNGER

How do you sleep?

Mostly on my back.

Mostly on my side.

Mostly on my belly.

All over the place.

Do you snore?

Often

Occasionally

Seldom

Never

Do you have some sort of habit in the way you sleep, or how you get to sleep, that you would describe as a "quirk"?

Yes

No

Do you dream in color?

Yes, usually or always.

No, seldom or never.

I'm not sure.

Think about your most common type of dream. Which best describes it?

Anxious; scary.

Stupid; boring; meaningless.

Happy; euphoric.

Filled with meaning and metaphor.

Sexual.

I don't have / don't remember dreams.

Have you dreamt about something so terrifying it woke you up?

Do you have overtly sexual dreams?

Have you had a sexual dream about someone you never think of that way?

Yes, often.

Yes, sometimes.

Seldom or never.

Have you ever had a dream that turned out to be eerily prophetic?

Several times.

Once or twice.

No.

Have you had dreams so filled with realism you could FEEL things or people touching you, or smell things?

Yes, often.

Yes, sometimes.

Seldom or never.

Which of the following dreams have you had, at least once? Choose as many as applicable.