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DOOR 2: WOMEN ONLY
 
 
Let's help out the Gene Pool editors out by finding a safe, wholesome new nickname for breasts! Which one of these is the best? Choose only one.
 
The Mommies
 
The Pointer Sisters
 
The Halftime Show
 
The Mertzes
 
The Charmins
 
Snowball and Napoleon
 
This n' That
 
Thing One and Thing Two
 
L'Eggs
 
Spanky and Toof
 
Thelma and Louise
 
The HeyHowdyDos
 
 
 
And just in case we run into problems in the future, let's find a good, safe, wholesome name for the penis. Choose only one, please.
 
The Old Jalopy
 
The Ayatollah
 
The External Hard Drive
 
Gatsby
 
Wadsworth
 
The Grand Inquisitor
 
Pokey
 
Lord Voldemort
 
Admiral Nussbaum
 
The Blunderbuss
 
The Spelunker
 
Bon Appetite
 
 
 
I tried to think of a lot of good names for the ladypart down under, but fell in love with the first one I came up with and refused to try another. Therefore, this will be a straight up-or-down vote for:

Granny Clampett
 
Yes
 
No
 
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