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In general, do you like to be told jokes -- that is, formal, structured humor with set-up and punch line?
 
No.
 
Seldom; the joke has to be really good for me to enjoy it.
 
Yes, assuming the joke is at least pretty funny.
 
Yes, almost always.
 
 
 
Do you tell jokes?
 
Yes, often.
 
Yes, from time to time.
 
No, never or almost never.
 
 
 
How would you regard your ability to remember jokes you have heard?
 
Very good; I always have a bunch I can tell.
 
Pretty good.
 
Not very good.
 
Terrible. I never remember jokes.
 
 
 
When / if you do tell a joke, how does it go?
 
Very well. I'm really good.
 
Pretty well.
 
Not very well.
 
Awfully. I'm really bad at it.
 
 
 
Which of these six jokes is the best? (Assume you are hearing each for the first time.)
 
1. A blonde comes to a guy's door, asks him if he has any odd jobs she could do. He says: "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" They agree on $50. The man tells her that the paint and brushes are in the garage. About a half an hour, the blonde comes to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the man asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. And by the way, it's not a porch, it's a Lexus."
 
2. Why do Jews wear yarmulkes? Because the little propeller costs extra.
 
3. An inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk." Guy says, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?" The cop says, yes, he's sure. The man says, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
 
4. Two nuns are riding bicycles from the convent into town. One observes to the other, "This is the first time I've come this way," and the other says, "It's the cobblestones."
 
5. A woman goes into a bar and orders a Double Entendre. So the bartender gives it to her.
 
6. Jack and Debra are coworkers with similar duties. One day, Debra comes to work early, and sees the boss in a funk. She asks what's wrong. He says, "Business is terrible. I'm afraid I am going to have to lay you or Jack off." She says, "Can you please jack off -- I have a headache?"
 
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