1. A blonde comes to a guy's door, asks him if he has any odd jobs she could do. He says: "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" They agree on $50. The man tells her that the paint and brushes are in the garage. About a half an hour, the blonde comes to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the man asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. And by the way, it's not a porch, it's a Lexus."