This poll is unusual, as you will see, in that there ARE inarguably correct answers, as opposed to answers I claim are correct, but only with dubious authority. Here, there are absolutely right answers, which I will reveal during the chat.
1. A major-league batting champion, Freddy Sanchez of the Pittsburgh Pirates, bats six simulated innings against a succession of champion Wiffle-ball pitchers. The rules are Wiffle-ball rules, with the pitcher standing 45 feet away instead of the 60 feet, six inches of Major League Baseball. A Wiffle bat is used. How does Freddy do?