Below are 21 entries from the contest Her Exalted Majesty is currently judging. These are not all of the finalists, they're just a sampling of some of the good ones. Some of these entries may wind up getting into the newspaper, some may not.
It is the Empress's job to distinguish the clever from the almost-clever, the hilarious from the merely funny, the wheat from the chaff. There is no one better at it.
The challenge of the contest was to take any word, remove its first letter, and redefine the result. You were allowed to insert spaces or punctuation, but not to alter the order of the letters.
Make your judgments below. In a special guest appearance, The Empress will join us midway through the chat to explain her choices. No subsequent whining will be tolerated: Like the pope, The Empress is infallible by virtue of her position.
Which are the three funniest? (Choose no more than three)