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DOOR 2: WOMEN

According to this entire, lengthy, authoritative article in the prestigious and reputable New York Times, a newly coined, socially acceptable, funny, reassuring, non-censurious, inoffensive term for the vagina is "va-jay-jay." What do you think of this word?

I like it!

"Vag" is better. (pronounced "vag.")

"Vag" is better (pronounced "vaj.")

I am more partial to "hooha."

The "yatch." Definitely.

You can't beat the British "front bottom."

Okay, how about nicknames for penis? We don't have the illustrious New York Times to help us out here, but we'll go it alone. Which of these do you like the best?

Mr. Peter Johnson

The happy warrior

The one-eyed trouser snake

The little bald monk

The eternal kielbasa

And lastly, what about the act itself?

Doing the horizontal hula

Performing exploratory surgery

Burying the bologna

Taking the canoe to Mount Pleasant

Satiating the two-headed beast

Having the Marquis of Petersborough in for tea

This survey brought to you by one somewhat dirty old man.