Poll-ish Humor, Jan. 29 -- WOMEN

DOOR 2: WOMEN ONLY

Here is the orginal Candorville for Jan. 19. The Washington Post did not run it, substituting an old one instead. Was this decision correct?

Yes

No

Not sure

What are your views about tapping someone's bumper while parallel parking?

There's nothing wrong with it, so long as it is just a tap.

You should try not to do it, but it's no big deal if you do.

You should never do it. It's a rude way to treat someone else's property and it might cause damage.

What is the correct etiquette on a plane? Choose the best answer:

You should only recline your seat if no one is behind you, or if the person behind you gives permission.

If someone is behind you, it is okay to recline your seat a little, but not all the way.

Recline at will, unless the person behind you objects.

Recline at will.

In an unguarded moment, your significant other confesses that, during sexual intercourse, he or she sometimes fantasizes that you are a specific film star. How would you feel about this?

Fine.

A little uncomfortable.

Hurt / angry.

Really hurt / angry.

Same situation as above, but it's not a film star. It's a coworker:

Fine.

A little uncomfortable.

Hurt / angry.

Really hurt / angry.

Have you ever faked an orgasm?

Yes, often.

Yes, sometimes.

Yes, but only rarely.

Never.

I have never been sexually active.