Poll-ish Humor, Feb. 12 -- Boys | QuestionPro Survey

DOOR 2: BOYS

Do you pee in the shower?

Yes, often.

Yes, sometimes.

Rarely

Never

Do you spit on the street, into the gutter, etc.?

Often

Sometimes

Rarely

Never

I never spit at all, anywhere (aside from the dentist's office, etc.).

When you have phlegm deep in your rear nasal passages, do you ever snork it back into your throat and swallow?

Never

Rarely

Sometimes

Often

In a subway car, which seat do you prefer?

Facing forward.

Facing backward.

Facing toward the center of the car.

I have no preference.

Does facing backward (so your back is toward the forward motion of the train) bother you?

Yes

Maybe a little.

No

You are driving and are not sure of how to get to your destination, but you think you might be heading in the right direction. You are in a hurry, but not a terrible hurry. There is a pedestrian you could easily ask. Do you?

Sure, why not?

Probably not, unless I was pretty sure I was lost.

No, even if I was pretty sure I was lost. I eventually find my way.

Watch this video by PETA, timed for the Westminster show.

How powerful and persuasive is this?

Very

Not very.

Not at all.

How fair is this video?

Completely fair.

Not very fair.

Completely unfair.

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