Poll-ish Humor, March 4 -- WOMEN

Door 2: WOMEN ONLY

Which of these is best?

You are literally starving in a remote part of an exotic country. You actually stumble on a restaurant! It's a good restaurant that knows how to prepare local dishes in delicious ways. You have the pick of their small but nourishing menu! Which of these four dishes do you take?

Big, fat roasted beetles in bechamel sauce.

Braised rat

Earthworm and slug tartare

Roast suckling dog

I would starve before eating any of these things.

If you agree to consume no food other than milkshakes and Whoppers for two years, Burger King will pay you $2 million. Do you take this deal?

Yes

No

Maybe

Let's say that all cola beverages tripled in price, but all other soft drinks remained the same. Would you still regularly buy cola drinks?

Yes

No

Maybe

Same question with coffee. The price of all forms of coffee triples. Are you still a regular coffee consumer?

Yes

No

Maybe