Poll-ish Humor, April 22, Poll No. 2: WOMEN

DOOR 1: WOMEN

When you go to sleep at night, what are you most often wearing?

Whatever else you are wearing when you go to sleep, are you usually wearing underpants?

Yes

No

When in the presence of a significant other, would you bother to conceal a fart?

Yes, I'd always try to conceal it.

I'd try to conceal it sometimes.

I'd never or seldom bother to conceal it.

When in the house with a significant other, would you go to the bathroom with the door open?

Sure, why not?

Only for number one.

I'd always keep the door closed.

Do you pick your nose?

No, never.

Yes, but only if I am alone, and only with a tissue.

Yes, but only if I am alone.

Yes, even if I might be seen, but I try to do it furtively.

Yes. I'm not worried who's watching.

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