Ann Coulter

Matthew Lesko, that guy in the questionmark jumpsuit

Ryan Seacrest

Paris Hilton

Perez Hilton

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Bill O'Reilly

Lindsay Lohan and her mother

Larry King

Elisabeth Hasselbeck

Rosie O'Donnell

The entire cast of "The Hills."

Ashlee Simpson

Dr. Laura

Sean Hannity

That TV Verizon guy