Poll-ish Humor, July 8 -- Door 3, for Non-Video Fo

DOOR 3: The Non-Video Poll

You are in a cemetery. Dog walking is permitted in this cemetery, and though dogs are supposed to be leashed, sometimes they run free. You watch as an unleashed dog pees on the grave of your loved one. You feel:

Very angry at the dog owner.

A little angry at the dog owner.

Not at all bothered.

Your loved one is killed in the crash of an airliner into the ocean. There is no doubt he or she was on the plane and that there are no survivors. Would you care about whether a body-recovery effort is undertaken?

Yes, I would care a lot. I'd very much want to have the remains recovered.

I'd care, but not that much.

I really wouldn't care at all.

It is the funeral of your brother or sister. Death was natural. Do you want:

Open casket

Closed casket

Your father dies. He has left a note requesting an elaborate funeral that would cost $75,000, which is about the size of his estate, after taxes. Your family is strapped for cash and could use that money for important things. Do you:

Have exactly the funeral he requested.

Have a nice funeral with more normal expenses, saving much of the estate.