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How long do you think is Molly's knob?
 
Big enough to embarrass John Holmes
 
Between 6 and 12 inches
 
Normal size (unless he sees Julia Gillard in the nud)
 
Size of a jelly bean
 
They don't make microscopes powerful enough
 
 
How often does Lowy get a root?
Never Sometimes Often Always WTF?
On Saturday night
On Valentines Day
When the chick is comatosed
On solo flights
Any day with a Y in it
Only when looking in the mirror
 
 
 
Where did you last get your end away?
 
I am still a virgin
 
Online
 
While completing this questionnaire
 
In the back of my Dad's Valiant
 
In the dunny with Anthony Steven's missus
 
In the broom cupboard like Boris Becker
 
Other
 
 
 
 
How big is Bryn's knob?
 
Massive
 
Massive
 
Massive
 
Massive
 
All of the above
 
 
How bad is Hoppy's fashion sense?
Hobo embarrassed to wear Vinnie's bargain rack Stolen from recycle bin Still hungover when getting dressed in the morning Suits him N/A
Board shorts
Striped shirts
Ties
Hair do
Team T Shirts
 
 
 
Do you have any suggestions for improvement?
   
 
 
 
What is your gender?
 
Male
 
Female
 
Hermaphrodite
 
 
 
What is your age?
 
Younger than 18
 
18 - 24
 
25 - 34
 
35 - 44
 
45 - 54
 
55 - 64
 
65 or older
 
Prefer not to answer
 
 
 
What best describes your job?
 
Rent boy
 
Drug dealer
 
Septic Tank Cleaner
 
Chartered Accountant
 
Gynecologist
 
Unemployable
 
Sex slave
 
Prefer not to answer
 
Other
 
 
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