Christmas Caption Contest 2008

"Hmmm, well, it certainly is the season, isn't it..."

"Ah, where am I?"

"Next on the list: Santa number seven!"

"Oh no, not again! I thought I'd given you all something against sled-sickness last year!"

"Did all you Santa's eat in the cafeteria?"

"How often do I need to tell you? You really shouldn't consume all the milk and cookies..."

"No, you all took the wrong turn. This is Westbury, not the North Pole."

"On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, seven sick Santas...."

"If you feel that bad now...just wait until you see your bill!"

"Guys - next time you decide to rock around the Christmas tree - please be more careful!"

"Ok - who here ate seafood out of a gas station vending machine?"

"I hope we don't have any little kids show up here - they'll be traumatized!"

"Let me guess - you all want doctor's excuses to get out of work?"

"All these Santas and no gifts?!?!? What a gyp!"

"Red light! Santa number 3, I saw you move!"

"That game of live checkers not working out very well, huh."

"First one to reach me is up next."

"All those in favour, please rise."

"Oh no! Another fruitcake fiasco!"

"Let me guess - some kid saw their mommy kissing Santa Claus and decided to take it out on every Santa they saw?!?!"

WARNING: Wrapping Christmas presents can get dangerous!

"I dub thee 'King of Christmas Wrapping'"

Clint: "Hey look, Santa!"
Nate: "Oh no, I'm not falling for that trick. This present is for Bev!"

" You gave me this?"

Nate: "What do you mean, you don't like red wrapping paper?"
Clint: "I just prefer green. Here, use this."

"Don't move, there's a fly on your head!"

"If you hit me with that again, just wait and see what happens!"

"That's it, I'm going to go back to the store and get you some coal!"

"Don't make me come over there, Country!"

"Don't make me use my gun, Country!"

Clint: "Tag, you're it!"
Nate: "I told you I don't want to play tag!"

"May the force be with you..."

Clint (in Darth Vader voice): "Luke, I am your father..."

Clint: "What do you mean you ate the last doughnut?!?!"

"You took out the gift? You mean, I wrapped up an empty box???"

Nate - "Hold on, if you didn't give me this, who did?"
Clint - "You're the police officer, you figure it out."

"When I asked if you wanted to wrap with me that is not what I meant!"

"Perfect!"

Nancy: Yes, like that it's perfect...
Tippy: Aw, how cute! Someone put make up on doctor Crane's face when he was sleeping!

"That was the best present I've ever received!"

"Didn't I tell you Clint looked good in a tux?"

"I'm in love!"

""Operation Deck the Halls" is a go!"

"Oh, wow! Clint Cassidy and Jack Hudson in the same room! Dreams really do come true!"

"Nancy, stop shooting away those jelly beans; one is stuck in my throat!"

"You were so right - decorating Dr. Crane with Christmas lights, ornaments, and tinsel while he slept was the perfect party game!"

"You did what??"

"Now don't tell anyone, but... I think I'm in love..."

"A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar..."

"Santa, your hat is tickling my nose!"

Nancy: "All I want for Christmas is..."
Derek/Santa:"But Nancy, I already got him to stay! What else can I do??"

Nancy: "You'll never guess what I just did..."
Derek/Santa: "Hold on, is that Oliver with a clown's nose??"

"Ok, so I baked a batch of brownies for Dr. Crane and instead of sugar I used salt!"

"So, I found Dr. Crane asleep at his desk and I decorated him with Christmas lights, ornaments, and tinsel!"

"You mean my wish is really coming true????"

"Derek! Just when my wish is coming true, you're interrupting us!"

Nancy: "What do you mean you have to take my gift back? This is unbelievable! You give me exactly what I asked for and then you tell me you have to take him away?!"
Derek: "Ehm...I'm sorry, Nancy, but the producers say it can't happen until Season 5! This is only Season 2!"

"Doctor D. I never noticed your eyes were brown!"

"My, Santa, you've become so much younger all of a sudden!"

"What do you mean you're quiting?! Santa can't quit!"

"You're kidding, right?"

"I know it's been a while since Grandma has seen me, but what made her think I'd grown THIS much?"

"Mom and Dad went to the North Pole and all I got was this over-sized Santa hat?!?!"

"My brothers stuffed me in here!"

"This isn't what you meant with 'Secret Santa'??"

"Why is she wearing Aunties favorite tablecloth?"

"Do you think they will recognize me?"

"I'm not sure that there is no coal in here... it is kind of dark..."

"When they said that I would get a prominent role in the play, which would require me to be on stage the whole time, a hatstand was not quite what I had in mind..."

"You boys are in big trouble when Mom and Dad get home!"

"We just wanted to play pin the tail on the donkey, but couldn't find a proper blind fold."

"Ah, Mom you have to believe me I didn't see a thing!"

"I asked for a big cat not a big hat!"

"Really Mom, I can't get married like this!"

"There must be some mistake, this isn't the veil I ordered!"

"Aunt Tracy, why are you making me wear the hat over my head before you take the picture?"

"Ehm, I think running a sack race is supposed to be with your legs in the sack..."

"Seriously bad hair day! Don't ask!"

"Wow! Santa's a lot bigger than I imagined!"

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Look at me - I'm Santa!"

"Hey! You tricked me! There are NOT any doughnuts in here!"

"Hey! You tricked me! There is NOT any chocolate in here!"

"Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!"

"Watch me pull my head out of my hat!"

"You think my ears will stay warm now?"

"You weren't kidding when you said we were going ice fishing!!!!?

"Isn't that a little big for a Christmas tree ornament?"

"Who needs a fridge?"

"I wonder... if I defrost this one... will I have anything left?"

"A new variety - fish without sticks!!"

"How am I supposed to feed that to my cat?"

"Umm this low calorie diet is ridiculous!"

"I get the feeling that the fish are just playing with me..."

"Who says fish don't have a sense of humour..."

"It's fresh, honestly!"

"Wow! I didn't realize saying 'freeze' would work so well!"

"When I said I wanted a cool birthday party, this is not what I had in mind."

"I'm keeping a cool head alright."

"Hey, don't worry, I'm playing it cool."

"Somehow I don't think this is what's meant with 'frostbite'..."

"It's all becoming crystal clear to me now..."

"It's see-thru food!"

"I'm telling you I know best!"

"Concussion check: how many fingers am I holding up?"

"I'm telling you again, I will not have my agents fighting over the last donut!"

"Randy said, only one sticky pad per day!"

"Randy said, if we are good little boys and girls we can use more sticky's!"

"Ok, here's the plan...."

"Jack, Sue - do not argue with me - you're going to start dating and that's an order!"

"Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt!"

"Don't make me put you in time out, Myles Leland the Third!"

"I'm telling you, there's one place we haven't looked yet, and that's where the doughnut will be... in Randy's office..."

"Levi, I said, be quiet."

"Levi, I said, sit up."

"Guys, I said, sit up!"

"Ok people, don't look now, but there's a really large spider on the ceiling... right there!"

"Now, Levi, you should not have relieved yourself on Myles but it was so funny! Next time you get the urge to do it maybe you could do it to Randy!?"

"On the first day of Christmas..."

" Awe, I can see it now!"

"I did it all without the credit card!"

"You're right, Dad, Lucy's painting does look better when I squint my eyes!"

Sue: "Dad, I don't understand what Mum's saying."
Dad: "Me neither, just smile."

Sue: "Its good to have you here dad."
Dad: "I am glad to be here sweetie."

"How long do you think it will take before Mom wakes up and realizes we've decorated her with Christmas lights?"

"I've been promoted to elf!!"

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

"Didn't you guys get the memo on the new dress regulations?"

"Did you hear who got trapped under the mistletoe?"

"I won a bet. You should see Bobby..."

"I got the elf shoes for half price!"

"Can you believe it? They won't let me play in any reindeer games!"

"Oh you caught me, I want this wrap for myself!"

"I promise I found it like this!"

"Ehm, I was just wrapping this up..."

"Really, this one has my name on it!"

"Who says Santa can be trusted? I am not taking any chances! No longer shall Myles Leland the Third be fooled by innocent-looking wrapping paper!"

"What do you mean I have to wait to unwrap my present? I want it now!"

"What do you mean, this is not my gift? It's the only one!"

"Ehm, well, ehm, Santa has a cold, so I'm substituting..."

"Hold on, did you just say this was breakable...?"

"Hold it right there, Mister! Or I'll... shoot you with this very light, bright coloured box!!"

"Ummm...I was not peeking! Seriously, I found it like this!"

"Laundry??"

"I thought I gave this away!?"

"Just when I thought I'd made some space in my closet..."

"Hmm, I wonder was it the hole in the back or the stain on the front?"

"This is my new cover? I wonder what Sue will be in this undercover operation."

"Huh? Our presents must have got mixed up!"

"Hmm. Well this familiar."

"When did she have time to get this?"

"I thought he said they were sold out!"

"Ehm, ok, this is not my wallet..."

"Who packed me a shirt of the opposing team??!!"

"Oops! I just remembered that is not my old number!"