Jake's obnoxiousness

Lately, my mother has been telling me I'm too obnoxious and sarcastic. She believes most of my friends and acquaintances feel the same way, while I believe I'm mostly viewed as a wonderful, loving, hilarious, near-perfect person (even by those who are the victims of my obnoxious sarcasm). However, there's a chance I'm wrong. So, a survey was born.

* How would you describe your relationship with Jacob Richmond?

Family or practically family

Casual friend/acquaintaince

I used to spend a lot of time with him, but not anymore

* Which of the following is Jacob Richmond's most defining personality trait?

* How funny is Jacob Richmond?

Hilarious

One of the funniest people I know

Hysterically funny

I wish I had his wit

He should have his own comedy show

Mildly funny

I can't remember him ever making me laugh

* How many times has Jacob Richmond hurt your feelings with his obnoxiousness/sarcasm/attempts at humor?

Maybe once

2-4 times

More than 5 times

* Assuming it may occasionally hurt your feelings or those of others, do you think Jacob Richmond should try to modify his sense of humor?

Yes -- he's not funny enough to justify hurt feelings.

No -- people's feelings are too fragile.