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Hello,

If you are on this page, you probably were emotionally harmed by one of my videos. I am the UnfunnySatirist, and since I deeply care for my audience, I have this survey for you to fill out just in case you have a grievance.

It is common knowledge that many people are butthurt by my videos, so it is only fair that I give those who are in pain a chance to tell me why they are so upset.

Thank you very much for your time and support. Please start with the survey now by clicking on the Continue button below.
 
 
 
What kind of person are you?
 
Whiny Bitch
 
Perpetual Complainer
 
PC Age Kid
 
Butthurt Moron
 
Other
 
 
 
 
Which of my videos caused your butthurt?
 
That really mean one
 
Video Title
 
 
 
 
Into which ear were the words of hurtfulness spoken?
 
Left
 
Right
 
Both
 
 
 
Is there permanent feeling damage?
 
Yes
 
No
 
Maybe
 
 
 
Did you require a tissue for tears?
 
Yes
 
No
 
Multiple -
 
How many tissues?
 
 
 
 
Has this resulted in PTSD?
 
Yes
 
No
 
Flashbacks -
 
How many flashbacks?
 
 
 
 
Did watching my video make you want to kill yourself?
 
Yes
 
I can't take it anymore
 
Life is too hard after watching your video
 
Someone please kill me now
 
 
 
How often have you had thoughts of suicide since watching my video?
 
Every day
 
Twice a day
 
Three or more times a day
 
How often?
 
 
 
 
What is your reason for filling out this survey?
 
I am thin skinned
 
I am a wimp
 
I am a little bitch
 
I have woman/man-like hormones
 
I am a crybaby
 
I want my mommy
 
UnfunnySatirist needs to fix my problems
 
My feelings are fragile
 
I never asked to be this butthurt
 
I was called out for my retarded comment
 
I am an idiot
 
Weather was too cold when I watch the video
 
I don't have enough beer to numb my butthurt
 
All of the above
 
Your intelligent reason: